I haven’t posted in a while because I now live in a postfeminist, postsexist society.
Just kidding! People still say offensive shit to me all the time.
I’m starting a Riot Grrrl band called Premature Female Ejaculator. You in? THERE WILL BE A ZINE
Lines that do not work on me, pt. 3
A crude pantomime, complete with grunting, of you, me and eating after I’ve already turned down your “So when are we going for sushi and a movie?”
Lines that do not work on me, pt. 2
“Why won’t you give me your number? I’ve seen pussy, you know.”
SO HAVE I, MISTER. SO HAVE I.
Lines that do not work on me, pt. 1
“You’re the first white girl I’ve seen all day!”
Most likely to report you
My work took an informal vote on who would be the person you would most likely not sexually harass, and I came out tops.
It’s problematic there’s a vote going around like that and being able to pick out who would be the person you could harass and get away with it, but for once I’m glad I have a reputation.
lol @ u
There comes a point where male privilege is just funny. How can you not help but laugh uproariously at statements like feminism leads to the oppression of males?
And they say feminists don’t have a sense of humour.
All women only want to date assholes!
It’s not that we’re attracted to their poor qualities. We just appreciate the honesty in their actions. Unlike Nice GuysTM, they don’t hide their expectation of sex by being supposedly civil to us.
The closer one is to achieving traditional female gender role goals, the louder one yells FEMINISM IS ABOUT CHOICE!
